Scarlett

I still have a bunch of presents piled up under my Christmas

pot plant when I get home, but for those unlucky souls whose Christmas celebrations are over, I thought I’d remind you of the true meaning of this holiday:

Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus. According to Dan Brown, the bones of Mary Magdeline rest below the place pictured above.
Kwanzaa, on the other hand…well, we’re just not sure about that one.